March 29, 2004
A Photo Essay, Because Now I Can Post Photos
This is me, and my girlfriend, Melissa. We have sex, by which I mean I insert one of my important body parts into one of her important body parts. Personally, I'm just grateful that she gets naked in front of me.
Sometimes, I feel blue, so very sad.
Other times, I feel very angry. I feel so very angry, in fact, that I can't even be consoled by the presence of Precious Moments figurines in the background.
I'm a black belt in hapkido. I'm very proud of this. Being a black belt is helpful, because I can stand like this for minutes on end, which is great for airing out my nut sac.
I'm very artistic and creative. It took me almost two hours to build this snowman on a shitter.
Sadly, despite how great and wonderful I am, and despite the fact I'm a smoking hot specimen of male hunkiness, some day I'm going to die, and apparently two other people are going to die right next to me. Those poor fuckers.
Hey, look at that. He's smiling.
Posted by: Joshua at March 30, 2004 11:24 AMSnowman taking a poop! Good One!!1!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at March 31, 2004 04:57 PMthat snowman is taking a motherfucking shit. i cant do that you people suck ass fag in a box
Posted by: ahole at March 5, 2005 08:56 PM
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