Of Wangs and Bleegs
Jen says: You're obsessed with your wang.
Ryan says: "Ah, my sweet, sweet wang." *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* "I love your smooth texture and your bulbous violet head." *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* <--insert Pepe Le Pew voice here.
Jen says: That's gross.
Ryan says: But very funny. You're such a douche.
Jen says: It wasn't funny.
Ryan says: "bulbous violet head"
Ryan says: Nary a snicker?
Jen says: Nope.
Jen says: Only disgust.
Ryan says: It's so sad when a girl depletes her sense of humor and roams the world devoid of laughter.
Jen says: Isn't it, though?
Jen says: I had a fit of giggles at gaming last night, though.
Jen says: so maybe you're just not funny.
Jen says: Did you ever think of that? huh?
Ryan says: I wave my wang in your humorless direction.
Jen says: Bleeg.
Ryan says: Bleeg? What the heck is a bleeg?
Jen says: It's the sound my brain makes when it bleeds.
Posted by Ryan at September 6, 2002 03:35 PM
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