February 24, 2003

The Expo Floor of the

The Expo Floor of the Over-eager

The expo floor opened at 4 p.m. today, and within ten minutes I was inundated with promotional crap. Sure, a "I'm DIGNIFIED" button provided by Dignus seems witty, but after three minutes of wearing it, and getting some incredulous glances, I decided that wearing an "I'm DIGNIFIED" button is contradictory somehow. Also, if I see one more cloth frisbee tossed over my head, I may have to poke the thrower's eyes out with my "I'm DIGNIFIED" button. There would be a certain amount of poetic justice there I think.

In other news, I'm wearing those new stain resistant Dockers that don't wrinkle and keep their crease even if you were to throw yourself off a hotel balcony and land on your "I'm DIGNIFIED" button. For a man that can't quite wrap his mind around the concept of an iron, these pants are a God-send, so, thank you God.

And, finally, I'm told there's a JFK museum really close to my hotel, and, according to reports, JFK is still dead.

Posted by Ryan at February 24, 2003 05:31 PM
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