A Nooner And A Lottery Ticket
So, I went home for "lunch," and had a nooner with the woman. And I have the damn carpet burns on my knees to prove it!
Anyway, I was feeling lucky on my way back to work, so I stopped and bought a $5 lottery ticket. Follow along, if you will, as I scratch my way to financial freedom:
Five spins to win at slots. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Find two matching cards, win $20. Get two aces, win $40. D'oh!
Match any number to the wheel number. Six chances. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Uncover three numbers; if they equal 7, 11 or 21, you win. Two chances. D'oh! D'oh!
Beat the blackjack dealers hand, win prize shown. Five chances to win. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Back to work. *grumble*
Posted by Ryan at May 22, 2003 03:03 PM
Stumble It!
