What Day Is Today? Uday.
In honor of today's news that Uday Hussein may be in surrender negotiations with coalition forces, I offer up this little bit of nonsense song (sung to the tune of De Camptown Races).
The Iraqi people hate this man,
Uday, Uday
Olympic athletes died by his hand,
Oh, de bad Uday
Chorus:
G'wine to hide all night
G'wine to hide all day
I bet my money he's shittin' his pants
Knowin' he's gonna pay.
Oh, he lived a life of luxury,
Uday, Uday
All achieved through thuggery
Oh, de bad Uday
Chorus:
G'wine to hide all night
G'wine to hide all day
I bet my money he's shittin' his pants
Knowin' he's gonna pay.
Now he's looking to cut a deal,
Uday, Uday
On his father he'll likely squeal.
Oh, de bad Uday
Chorus:
G'wine to hide all night
G'wine to hide all day
I bet my money he's shittin' his pants
Knowin' he's gonna pay.
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