Rambling Rhodes

You Were Looking For What, Exactly?

It's time, once again, to visit the site meter and find out what chance Google visitors to this blog were looking for. When last we checked in, "exposed+thongs" held a commanding lead, accounting for virtually 75 percent of all Google hits. As fetishes go, I guess lusting over exposed thongs is pretty tame. Of course you realize, by typing exposed thongs over and over again, I'm bound to boost my site meter hits for Googlers looking for exposed thongs. Hmmmmm. That's a good marketing ploy, as Erik would attest. So, maybe I should dabble in a little shameless self-promotion by writing down a lot of terms that are sure to bring in the sex-starved Googlers.

Stripperella. Stripperella naked. Naked pictures of Stripperella. My penis inserted into Stripperella. Sex with Stripperella. Anal sex with Stripperella.

That should bring 'em in. Heh.

Although searches for exposed thongs may have declined, the slack has been picked up in an unusual place: "Blue+whale+sperm." Seriously, there seems to be a general thirst for blue whale sperm. Er, yuck! Let me reword that. There seems to be a lot of interest in blue whale sperm. Some examples:

"blue+whale+ejaculation"
"blue+whale+sperm"
"whale+sperm+gallons"
"blue+whale+sperm+ejaculation"

And other variations thereof.

Elsewhere in the Googlesphere, people have landed here doing searches on the following:

"condom+rip+cat" -- Sure, buddy, blame it on the cat.
"Tasha+Yar+Wesley+fucking" -- Hmmm, I must have missed that episode. Damn it.
"awaking+morning+ejaculation" -- Sounds like a puberty search to me. Trust me, my lad, it's perfectly normal.
"canine+yoga" -- Variations on this search probably came in a close second behind whale ejaculation. Dog yoga? I still can't fucking believe it.
"Missouri+brothels" -- Planning a trip, are we?
"Fireworks+penis+blown+off" -- *stifling a combination of laugh and cringe*
"Iraqi+thongs" -- Heh, I keep imagining Salam Pax wearing one of these. Scary. Funny, but scary.
"lost+toddler+underwear" -- Just buy the kid a new pair and quit searching already. Then again, I suppose the toddler may be lost, not the underwear.
"Ryan+Rhodes+IBM+slacker" -- Uh oh. That can't be good.

Posted by Ryan at July 8, 2003 03:46 PM