November 05, 2003

Schizophrenic Screed for Nov. 4, 2003

A lot of you are going to jump up and yell "I told you so!" regarding this week's screed, for very obvious reasons. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU Rob! Okay, without further ado, I give you Crazy Gary's take on . . . SOLAR FLARES:

FOAMOSTYRE Macheye thermocore. As the solar storms of space & the gases of polyurethane give us life, the LX7 radar gives us the greatest of all, the truth. To put the solar storm into words, left temple digital squares, 903 phantom exceeding inside right angle digital squares right temple LX7 reading sun eclipse solar storms. Now we can reveal the truth. Left temple of the brain is a BEAK 101 planet Mercury. Now for the obesity in the test weight of matter the dry factor & to put in plainly like an ear of corn, the test weight. Now I hope you got the picture.


I didn't realize that polyurethane gave us life. Sure makes a nice wood finish though. Ah, the mind of the insane. Is there no end to its many wondrous mysteries?

Posted by Ryan at November 5, 2003 10:31 PM
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