Today, in Rochester, Minnesota's very own Post-Bulletin, the following headline ran on the front page:
"Sex Offenders Find Loophole"
Poor Loop.
UPDATE: I posted too soon! There were some other headline gems in today's issue. Consider:
"Three-Car accident Near Dodge Center Kills One"
Well, apparently, SOMEBODY forgot to dodge.
"Hormel Recalls Cans Of Chili"
Remember those cans? Those were the good old days.
POLITICAL UPDATE: Oh, those crazy French, honorary members of the Coalition Of The Sniveling.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Heh. Mitch Berg has a test. Strangely enough, I got a 28 too.
Posted by Ryan at January 29, 2004 01:04 PM