January 29, 2004

Your Hilarious Headline For The Day

Today, in Rochester, Minnesota's very own Post-Bulletin, the following headline ran on the front page:

"Sex Offenders Find Loophole"

Poor Loop.

UPDATE: I posted too soon! There were some other headline gems in today's issue. Consider:

"Three-Car accident Near Dodge Center Kills One"

Well, apparently, SOMEBODY forgot to dodge.

"Hormel Recalls Cans Of Chili"

Remember those cans? Those were the good old days.

POLITICAL UPDATE: Oh, those crazy French, honorary members of the Coalition Of The Sniveling.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Heh. Mitch Berg has a test. Strangely enough, I got a 28 too.

Posted by Ryan at January 29, 2004 01:04 PM
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