February 06, 2004

Why, Yes, I Am A Moron

Yes, people, I KNOW my permalinks don't work. They have not worked since this blog was created, and I don't know how to fix it. I've stared at the problem, and I've dissected the HTML tags until I started to weep, and I've changed things, and I've changed things back. And still, STILL, I don't know why they don't work. Well, that's not entirely true. They kind of work, by which I mean, they take you to the correct month, but as for taking you directly to the post somebody tried to link to, well, that just doesn't work. I'm sorry. I apologize. I wish I was dead.

My thanks do go out to you kind folks who have tried to assist me here, and you know who you are. Your help and concern is very much appreciated. I really do truly want to address this problem, but I keep putting it off because I have grandiose plans to leave Blogger entirely and create a new and wonderful interactive site that makes you want to cream in your jeans because, let's face it, if my site was a jean creamer, you'd be here all the time, just creaming in your jeans.

The problem is, I don't understand this shit at all. Trackbacks and blogrolling and the "Internet" are all crazy, foreign things to me, which is kind of pathetic, seeing as how I write for technical magazines for IBM. Seriously, if you read some of my articles, you come away thinking I really know what the hell I'm talking about. But, I don't. You might think I'm an expert with EDI. But, I'm not. I'm kind of like an idiot savant. I can write and write and write about technologies I don't understand, and yet somehow it comes out pretty much correct. It's kind of creepy, when I think about it.

So, anyway, no, I don't understand much of anything when it comes to this blogging stuff. I'm pretty much a neanderthal blogger. "Me write stuff. You read. You no read, I SMASH!"

Again, I apologize for the hosed permalinks. Hopefully, someday, I'll be able to provide you all with an enriching blog experience here at Rambling Rhodes, complete with pictures and games and a bunch of other things that will help inspire jean creaming.

Until then, me write stuff. You read. You now read, I SMASH!

Posted by Ryan at February 6, 2004 03:50 PM
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