September 24, 2003

I Could Be A Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. You Know, If I Were Queer

You know what?

If I had access to lucrative endorsement deals that allow me to pretty much pick and choose expensive clothes, furniture, food and hygience products, all basically for free so stores and products get exposure on a television show, I'm pretty sure I could convince the world that I'm flamingly gay, if I had to.

I could rip on poorly dressed men with waning social skills in a playful and friendly fashion. I could do that quite convincingly. I could lisp when I do it, too, if it makes me seem all that more queer.

I mean, I'm a fan of the show and all, and Melissa and I watch it quite a bit, probably more than is healthy to be honest. But, every time I watch it, I end up thinking, "I could fucking do that!"

Of course, I'd still rather have Dave Atell's "Insomniac" job.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by Ryan at September 24, 2003 03:43 PM
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