October 07, 2003

Some Flavors Just Can't Be Improved Upon

Having just gargled with new Natural Citrus Listerine, I can now officially say that the taste of Listerine simply cannot be improved. It will alway, ALWAYS, taste like battery acid mixed with pee.

The folks at Listerine have tried to hide the burning taste with mint, and now citrus flavor, but that stinging, burning, battery-acid/pee flavor is always in the background, defying all attempts to mask it.

Don't get me wrong: Listerine works. I mean, anything that tastes THAT awful, and is still marketed as an oral hygiene product, simply HAS to be good for bad breath. But, man, who knew that the road to fresh breath had to go through Listerine? It's just so nasty.

Posted by Ryan at October 7, 2003 08:24 PM
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