October 08, 2003

I'm Bored. Entertain Me

What's your favorite Simpsons quote? And, no fair using Ralph Wiggum's classic "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my fingers out of there." That's too easy.

UPDATE: Or don't. You bunch of lazy, good for nothing, Simpsons hating, grumble grumbles.

Posted by Ryan at October 8, 2003 01:05 PM

im docter see more buts, i,m a little behind

Posted by: at July 23, 2004 01:15 AM

hmmmmmm.........i'm not actually edgar m. i'm just so bored!!!!! i have no idea what to look up on the internet. my life is so boring living in this stupid town. i want my boyfriend(S)

Posted by: Edgar Martinez at January 5, 2005 06:52 PM

"I got to go, Quebec's got the bomb."

President Clinton to Marge Simpson

Posted by: Tom at January 13, 2005 11:58 AM

"Honey, I'm home! It's me, Chief Wiggum!"

Chief Wiggum returns to the homestead after a day fighting the scum of Springfield.

Posted by: Jos at February 17, 2005 09:31 AM

"'Le Grill'! What the hell is 'Le Grill'!"

Homer struggling with the foreign tounge of his BBQ assembly instructions.

Posted by: Jos at February 17, 2005 09:33 AM

Edna will you wait for me. Don't be stupid by bones are already half dust.

Posted by: at March 1, 2005 07:47 AM

Bart: (Gasps) 99 cents.
(Bart enters shop)
Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.
CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to
me, negative 59 dollars.
(CBG opens the till)
CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's
(Bart reaches for the money)
CBG: Er, er, er. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I
shall close the register at this point, and state that
99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?
CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising
amount of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
Bart: Aww.

Posted by: at March 1, 2005 07:53 AM

CBG: Question: Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?
Homer: No, it's Homer.
CBG: Well then, I would thank you to stop peering at my
screenplay, Homer. And if I see a movie where computers
threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you
stole my idea.
Homer: I'm just waiting for my kid.
Homer's Brain: Mental note: steal his idea.

Posted by: at March 1, 2005 07:55 AM

im amazingly bored aswell and i was looking for something interesting to do but instead i found this shit, ps who the hell spends this much time remembering simpsons quotes,
ps, the best on is, "is it st swithens day already, tis replied aunt helga"

Posted by: Sherly Valentine at March 10, 2005 08:12 AM

Ranger: alright lets take a moment to humour the children.(to bart and lisa in a happy tone)'kids, your dads gonna be just fine'
(to the adults in serious voice)'alright everybody put on your corpse handling gloves we've got 2 frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain'

Bart(to lisa): you hear that lis? dads gonna be just fine

Posted by: becky at April 1, 2005 04:17 AM

ps its not 4.17am here. im from australia and its 6 at night

Posted by: becky at April 1, 2005 04:19 AM

Homer: "ohhh I hate having stitches in my eyes"

Posted by: Andy at April 8, 2005 03:02 PM

homer at frank grimes funeral....change the channel marge....

Posted by: robyn at April 21, 2005 07:17 PM

The funniest quote ever is this:

Homer writes an angry letter to Mr. Burns, which he later regrets and needs to retrieve before Burns reads it. He and Bart go to the Post Office.

HOMER:(disguising his voice)Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

HOMER: I don't know.....

Posted by: Someone at May 9, 2005 01:02 AM

no for a man who's a real pothead...er, wait i mean pot head...

Posted by: a dude at May 30, 2005 02:47 AM

Your all very wrong. It is by far when beer is legalized in Springfield again and Homer makes the toast:

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems."

Posted by: Daniel at June 5, 2005 03:41 AM

back away not today disco lady

Posted by: James at July 5, 2005 04:58 AM

if anybody wants me i'll be in my room.

Posted by: hello at August 14, 2005 02:41 AM

"You'll have to speak up i'm waering a towel"

Posted by: Heather fields at August 30, 2005 08:37 AM

at the thomas edison museum 'hey thats funny and its true, its funny and true!'

Posted by: harriet at September 2, 2005 04:14 PM

Homer: "Oh my God! Evil Space Aliens! Don't eat me, I've got a wife and kids... EAT THEM!!!"

Posted by: Animal at September 5, 2005 06:19 PM

Dodgy Australian drunk: Call that a knife?... THIS is a knife.

Bart:No it's not; it's a spoon.

Dodgy Austalian drunk:(Clearly Impressed)Oh, i see you've played knifey-spooney before.

Posted by: sugarfree at October 3, 2005 05:32 AM

Homer: "No beer and no tv make Homer go something something?

Marge: "Go crazy"

Homer: "Dont mind if i do!!!mmmmwwwwwaaaagggghhhh!!!

Funnie stuff!

Posted by: jesus at October 6, 2005 09:47 AM

kill me it might be entertaining

Posted by: No-one at October 24, 2005 03:38 PM

My 2 favorite Simpson moment are as follows:

During a summer of isolation Bart thinks he finds flanders has murdered his wife. He sends Lisa in search of evidence and the episode concludes with the police wrapping everything up... tho not according to Homer;

Homer: "Not Quite! There is still the matter of the whereabouts of your missing wife!"
Mrs. Flanders: "Erm. I'm right here!"
Homer: (In Sarcastic Voice) "Oh! I Seeeeeee! So everything is wrapped up in a neat little pack-age!" (Pause) "What?! I meant it. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic!"

During the "Mr. Plough" episode;

Homer: (Sarcastic) "Oh! I'm making people happy! I'm Mr Candy Man, from gumdrop house on loooooollypop laaaaaaane!" (Slams Door.)(Pause.)(Reopens Door) "By the way I was being sarcastic!" (Slams Door)
Marge: "Well Duh!"

However my absolute FAVORITE quotes of all time comes from the cutie-pie Ralph Wiggum. These are my favorites;

1. "Me fail English? That's Unpossible!"
2. "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
3. "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!"
4. "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
5. "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two Owwies!"
6. "My knob tastes funny."
7. "Maybe she drove to the moon!"
8. "Then the doctor told me BOTH my eyes were lazy and that was the best summer ever!"
9. "Lisa's bad dancing make my feet sad."
10. "And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."

Love Nigel x

Posted by: Nigel at November 8, 2005 02:17 PM
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