March 01, 2007

Don't be so anal

Ryan says: I just read an headline I thought I'd never see.

Ryan says: "The last lovemaking taboo lifted?
More straight couples experimenting with anal sex"

Caroline says: Yeah, I totally read that this morning.

Ryan says: "Experimenting?"

Caroline says: More like "Exit only, jerk off."

Ryan says: I'm envisioning lab coats, beakers, test tubes and clipboards.

Caroline says: Right. And assless dress pants.

Ryan says: "Hmm, subject seems to be experiencing some sort of discomfort."

Caroline says: "Is that a beaker, or are you just happy to see me?"

Ryan says: "Apparently related to penile insertion into the anus."

Ryan says: "More experimentation may be required."

Caroline says: Anal Sex Lubratory

Posted by Ryan at March 1, 2007 10:48 AM | TrackBack
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