Caroline: What's shakin
Ryan: Trying to get a first draft to the reviewers and production before the end of the day. Typin' up a storm.
Caroline: Ah. Stormy rhodes
Ryan: Detective name. Or a porn star.
Caroline: Either way
Ryan: Or a porn star detective.
Ryan: Public dick by day, private dick at night.
Based off last night's experience, I'm convinced it's Zoey's intention to wipe me off the planet through a combination of sleep deprivation and ridiculous cuteness. She cries every ten minutes because she's hungry, and then she just smiles at me when I try to feed her. This was our routine throughout the night. I defy anyone to come up with a solution to this problem, such as it is.