I mentioned awhile back that I attended a wedding in New York. Here's a picture of myself (left), and three of my lifelong friends, Andy, Marc (groom), and Jim. Marc is 6'6", to give ya'll a height perspective.
Can you believe I went to kindergarten with all three? Last year.
Aren't we about due for this year's permutation on the endless debate that is "The War on Christmas?"
Last year's version was extra chocolatey.
When the cafeteria is out of plastic forks AND parmesan cheese. No one left manning the Replenishing Chair.
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx."
Via.
Now, in a bid to boost my search engine traffic, I'm going to shamelessly list a bunch of famous females:
Amber Tamblyn. Kirsten Dunst. Kristy Lee Cook. Jessica Sierra. Eva Mendes. Hilary Duff. Kiera Knightly. Amanda Bynes. Lindsay Lohan. Jessica Alba. Britney Spears. Kelly Clarkson. Christina Aguilera. Emma Watson. Ashley Tisdale. Amber Tamblyn. Kirsten Dunst. Kristy Lee Cook. Jessica Sierra. Eva Mendes. Amanda Overmeyer. Amanda Overmeyer. Amanda Overmeyer. Evanna Lynch. Evanna Lynch. Evanna Lynch.
I tell ya, if there's one thing I'll never be able to understand, it's the societal taboo of the "N" Word.
I mean, seriously. You let slip with that word, it can literally sink you. It can ruin your fucking life. I find that to be absolutely incredible. And just a little bit unfair.
Because the South Park links I provided earlier have now been sucked back into the world of copyright, I feel I should provide something else amusing. So, I give you. . . Ask A Ninja!
For more "Ask A Ninja," there plenty available on YouTube.
