Rambling Rhodes

The Stomach. It turns.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with "THE WIENER THE WORLD AWAITED!" Should have been Anthony Wiener's campaign slogan. Yes, the world was just sitting there, drumming its fingers impatiently, WAITING for someone to invent hot dogs in a can (SO DIFFERENT IT'S PATENTED). I'm sure the patent office was just swamped with people trying to be the first to patent "Can-O-Dogs" complemented with a "Sack O' Sauce." Yuck. I just threw up a little, in my mouth.