September 12, 2013

Bloody McBloodblister


Remember these glass ketchup bottles? You'd hammer on the butt of them until you heard the ominous "BLORP!" at which point your whole plate would be covered in a Heinz crime scene. Did you know Heinz ketchup once had a mascot? I didn't. Apparently, he was the blood blister brother to Monopoly's "Mr. Moneybags." What can you expect from "'Aristocrat' tomatoes" anyway. Lousy 1% tomatoes. *shaking fist*

Posted by Ryan at September 12, 2013 10:03 AM | TrackBack
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