Rambling Rhodes

Sometimes, blonde is as blonde does

Not to perpetuate the blonde stereotype, or anything like that, but I rode my bike to Kwik Trip this morning, intending to inflate the tires, but there was a blonde woman in front of me at the "free air" dispenser (she was cute, don't get me wrong), and she was circling her baby stroller over and over, apparently trying to find the air nozzles. I finally said "Ma'am, Ma'am, MA'AM!!? Those are plastic tires, they don't inflate!" She gave me a look that read "pissed off at random man" and "embarrassed as holy shit" before putting the stroller back in her minivan and driving away. I hope as hell she knows how to secure a child seat, but hoping only goes so far.