Whilst changing the boy's diaper this morning, he started playing with my tie. Wife said: "Grab it! Pull it! Yank it! Whack it!" Great. She TOTALLY stole all my advice for when he discovers his penis.
Posted by Ryan at February 26, 2010 09:32 AM | TrackBackYou wear a tie? Like, normally?
Posted by: Joshua at February 27, 2010 11:39 PMI wear a tie for work. And I hate it. Like, I hate it with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Ryan at February 28, 2010 09:40 AMDude, what the fuck? Is that a midwestern thing? I only have to wear a tie when I'm in court or speaking in front of the legislature.
Take it off and burn it, yo. Liberation happens one tiny step at a time and I think we can all agree that having to wear an actual noose around your neck for eight hours a day -- one that serves NO useful or practical purpose -- is *WAY* more unreasonable than any garment that women have ever burned in large numbers. Die on your feet or live on your knees! Smash the system! GO GO GO!
Posted by: Joshua at February 28, 2010 06:08 PMIt's the dress code where I work now. I thought I could stand wearing the whole dress pants, dress shirt, tie and dress shoes thing in exchange for higher pay and better benefits.
In retrospect, I see I was wrong.
Posted by: Ryan at February 28, 2010 07:43 PM
Stumble It!
