Ryan: This month should be re-named "Suck-member."
Ryan: And, yes, I see what I did there.
Caroline: It's good that you acknowledge that right after you said it.
Ryan: You ever notice that some of the coldest months end in "ber."
Ryan: Lousy Gregorian calendar. . .
Caroline: humorless bitches
Ryan: A Geodian calendar would be super awesome.
Ryan: Damn-You-Hairy.
Ryan: Fem-u-ary.
Caroline: Cock-Over
Ryan: LOLO!
Ryan: Decent-member.
Carolinevitse: Lame-pril
Ryan: Will.
Caroline: huh?
Ryan: Instead of "May." It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
Caroline: uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Oh I understand.
Caroline: Geodian calendar should be named after dickbags! Good thing Coleman can't be turned into a month name.
Ryan: Knows-Stuff-uary.
Caroline: Nobody's-Monkey-ber
Ryan: Hrf! Crappy-Column-tober.
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