Ryan: P-B opinion piece: "Write with zest and believe in yourself"
Caroline: That made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
Ryan: How does soap help you write?
Caroline: It'll make your copy zest-fully clean.
Ryan: You gotta read the article. I realize he's ESL, but the thing reads like it was pounded out by a self-righteous toddler.
Caroline: ESL Toddlers would be a great name for a rock band.
Ryan: Or a toy manufacturer.
Caroline: OK. I can't finish it. I just can't.
Ryan: Toys -R- Us Vs. ESL Toddlers. Read all about it in next month's "TotalTard Magazine."
Caroline: Seriously. "Web blogs." He obviously didn't do any research about the origin of the word "blog."
Ryan: He's not a "researcher." He's a WRITER.
Caroline: From the Nick Coleman school of writerhood.
Ryan: The sole graduate from that esteemed institute of lower learning.
Caroline: Must complete "I'm Nobody's Monkey 101"
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