February 06, 2009

Gutter, meet mind; mind. . . gutter

I think it's a perfect time for me to make an adult film called "Stimulus Package," starring Handy Chasm. It will start off with a lot of build-up and throbbing necessity, but it will eventually devolve into a lot of talk and unnecessary and uninteresting sex scenes, and finally it will reach a point where no one wants anything to do with it any more. Years from now, people will talk about my adult film, "Stimulus Package," and they won't really remember much about it, except for the awesome performance by Handy Chasm.

Posted by Ryan at February 6, 2009 10:38 AM | TrackBack
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