Caroline says: Top story on PB? "It's not too late to get a pumpkin"
Caroline says: PHEW!
Ryan says: I saw that earlier.
Ryan says: I realize they're trying to uber-focus on local stories, but sometimes they try so hard they FAIL spectacularly.
Caroline says: The top story should be "We kind of suck ... hard"
Ryan says: We should start a newspaper that specifically refutes everything the P-B runs with.
Caroline says: "It's too late! Pumpkins are GONE! All GONE!"
Ryan says: "The Great Pumpkin Famine of 2008!"
Caroline says: That's not a Charlie Brown special, is it?
Ryan says: Somebody, please feed the Great Pumpkin!
Caroline says: Nom nom nom
Ryan says: Other headlines for our Anti-PB newspaper: "Could cold-case answers be in the cards?"
Ryan says: "Cold case answers absolutely not in the cards!"
Ryan says: "Deck full of jokers, study shows."
Caroline says: If you thought cold-case answers were in the cards, you were WRONG!
Caroline says: I think we'd keep "Diary of a wolf nanny" though
Caroline says: 'Cause that's too awesome to change.
Ryan says: Did you check out their online poll?
Ryan says:
"Haven you ever been bitten or threatened by an animal?"
Caroline says: LOLO!
Caroline says: Animal threats=awesome
Caroline says: "Give me all your money or you die," said the kitten.
Ryan says: "That wolf threatened to both huff AND puff!"
Posted by Ryan at October 28, 2008 11:54 AM | TrackBack
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