Ryan says: For some reason, now I have that South Park episode with Mr. Garrison trying to get fired for being gay going through my head.
Jody says: isn't it Mrs. Garrison now?
Ryan says: Mrs. Garrison the lesbian who likes to scissor, yes.
Ryan says: Man, they sure have had fun with THAT character.
Jody says: oh fuck...that episode made me laugh so freakin' hard
Jody says: "GOOD SCISSORING"
Ryan says: The part that got me was Mrs. Garrison's fight with bull dyke in the lesbian bar, with the brief attempt at angry scissoring.
Ryan says: That show has had me laughing consistently for over a decade, as hard as that is to believe.
Jody says: and it all started with Mr. Hanky
Ryan says: I actually had the original Jesus Vs. Santa South Park pilot downloaded on my first PC back in 1997.
Jody says: oh..oh...and the one where they were sniffing cat pee/asses...remember that one???
Ryan says: They were "cheesing," thank you very much.
Jody says: oh, come on
Ryan says: Because it was "Fon to Du."
Jody says: LOL
Jody says: is that why you have two cats?
Ryan says: Two BIG MALE cats.
Jody says: i figured as much
Ryan says: Man, that episode was so full of awesome, it almost brings me to tears every time.
Jody says: i know...
Jody says: the shit those guys come up with
Ryan says: The daughter's AWESOME BEWBAGE.
Ryan says: Parker and Stone simply CAN'T be coming up with all that on their own.
Jody says: if they are...i want whatever they're having
Jody says: cuz that stuff's gold
Ryan says: I absolutely loved how they weren't able to show the daughter's boobs, but boobs and nipples were EVERYWHERE.
Ryan says: I read online comments from people who hate/don't get South Park, and I can barely believe what I'm reading.
Ryan says: What it must be like to live in a humor vacuum.
Jody says: well, your brother doesn't like it either cuz he's got your dad's sense of humor but he just doesn't watch it...who cares.
Ryan says: What the hell happened to me?
Jody says: I
Jody says: DON'T
Jody says: KNOW
Ryan says: That kind of humor is about the best thing in the world.
Jody says: i can't remember the details but that episode about Hilary Clinton's vagina...
Jody says: wasn't something living in there?
Ryan says: No. The terrorists snuck a snuke up her snizz.
Jody says: thats right
Ryan says: And some guy tried to crawl up her snizz to defuse the snuke.
Jody says: that's what i was thinking of
Ryan says: And it was a most unpleasant experience for him.
Ryan says: As one would suspect.
A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM KEITH: Mrs. Garrison is back to being Mr. Garrison. There was an episode a few months ago where Garrison got a lab to grow him a new penis on the back of a rat, which of course got loose and was running all over town.
People would be sitting in a restaurant, and suddenly a penis would run across the floor. All the women would end up on the tables, doing the fear dance, and shrieking, "Eek! A penis!"
Naturally, the episode is called "Eek! A Penis!".
Posted by Ryan at August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | TrackBackMrs. Garrison is back to being Mr. Garrison. There was an episode a few months ago where Garrison got a lab to grow him a new penis on the back of a rat, which of course got loose and was running all over town.
People would be sitting in a restaurant, and suddenly a penis would run across the floor. All the women would end up on the tables, doing the fear dance, and shrieking, "Eek! A penis!"
Naturally, the episode is called "Eek! A Penis!".
Posted by: Keith at August 29, 2008 10:53 AM
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