July 23, 2008

The Current State Of ObaMania

Make way for the Presidency!
Say hey! The Presidency!

Hey! Clear the way, both near and far
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Try to see, the Presidency
Of Barack Obama.
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Sterilize both of your palms
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie

Try to see,
The Presidency,
Of Barack Obama!
He will pen, again and again, bills of folly.
He'll face foreign policy hordes!
A hundred mullahs with swords!
He'll give them medal awards!

Science says he's evolution's top mammal
His Obama-cock?
Hangs down to his knee.
It's coated in the finest enamel.
What about his poo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class brand of feces!

Just try to see, a Presidency, of Barack Obama
Within a week, we'll all speak Greek.
Thus he'll decree!
He's the answer to all our prayers!
You're atheist? Hey, don't despair!
You can still wonder at an Obama Presidency!

There's no question this Obama's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull your heart asunder!
And you'll absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five million dollars.
(He's got the dollars, let's see the dollars)
And to hear him speak costs a hefty fee
(He's charismatic, so charismatic)
He's got worshippers, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They just want to see His Presidency! Presidency!

Amorous he! Barack Obama!
Heard his wife was crazy, but a sight lovely to see.

And why, good people, is he getting dolled up and dropping by?
With sixty handlers, reporters galore
With his buses and limos
An airplane and more
With his forty fakers, his kooks, his takers
His supporters that warble on key
Make way for Obama's Presidency!

Posted by Ryan at July 23, 2008 09:55 PM | TrackBack
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