July 08, 2008

Little Known Fact

Gymnastics rings are the bane of my existence. I hate them. I hate them SO MUCH. They're the most impossible creations ever conceived by the mind of man, and they were conceived specifically with me in mind, and how I would never be able figure them out. I've never felt as helpless as when I'm confronted by gymnastics rings. When I cried as a baby, it was because I was thinking of gymnastics rings. The reason Dante referred to the nine circles of hell was because he, too, absolutely despised gymnastics rings.

Gymnastics rings, man. Seriously. . . WTF?

Posted by Ryan at July 8, 2008 09:35 AM | TrackBack

I'll tell you wtf.......guys in tights, iron cross = hawt!

Posted by: Donna at July 9, 2008 07:40 AM

I'm so far removed from even the slightest hint of a possibility of doing an iron cross. . .

I can barely get up on the damn things to do dips or leg lifts. I shake so badly trying to balance on the fucking things, it's like I suddenly develop Parkinson's Disease.

That, and I ache for about a week after trying to figure the lousy rings out for even ten minutes.

Posted by: Ryan at July 9, 2008 07:48 AM
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