Ever since I can remember, my peeing stance has been one wherein I use my right thumb to hold down my pants/boxers, with my left hand directing my johnson. It seems to me to be the most pragmatic way to achieve the best stream without tainting the clothes with piddle.
Well, just now, not more than six minutes ago, I went to the bathroom, and there was a guy standing at one of the urinals. He was using his left hand to direct his johnson, or at least that's what it looked like from my perspective; but he had his right hand on his right hip, in a sort of Captain Morgan stance. This struck me as both incredibly careless and exceptionally arrogant. I mean, there he was, standing there, refusing to use his right hand to do anything even remotely useful. It seemed like such an unnecessary and boastful act.
This concludes my Monday morning observational gripe.
Posted by Ryan at May 5, 2008 09:21 AM | TrackBackYeah, well I've seen guys pee at a urinal with BOTH hands on their hips. It's a pose that appears cathartic with a hint of authority, as if to say "Yes, I am peeing with no hands! And I'm lovin' it!."
Posted by: LearnedFoot at May 5, 2008 09:37 AMA double hip palmer? Must be a law thing.
Posted by: Ryan at May 5, 2008 10:05 AMI had to check, but the hubby uses his right hand, and leans forward propping himself off the wall with his left. Weirdest thing in the world watching the different ways guys pee.
Posted by: Donna at May 5, 2008 03:28 PMYour hubby lets you watch other guys pee? Kinky!
Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at May 6, 2008 10:28 AM
Stumble It!
