January 23, 2008

Batman. . . Or Something

Ryan says: Any bets on Dark Knight being the biggest blockbuster ever to hit the movie screen?

Caroline says: I expected it to be big even before he died.

Caroline says: I wonder if he could be nominated for an Oscar even though he's dead.

Ryan says: Movie execs must be crying into one hand and whacking off with the other.

Caroline says: That's not easy to do.

Ryan says: I thought Oscars could only be won by the living.

Caroline says: No

Ryan says: No, that's the Nobel.

Caroline says: Same diff'.

Caroline says: Gore has both.

Ryan says: Now THERE's a guy who cries into one hand and whacks off with the other.

Caroline says: shudder

Ryan says: They call the maneuver the "Gore Weep-N-Wank."

Posted by Ryan at January 23, 2008 02:55 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Peter Finch was both nominated and awarded his Oscar posthumously.

Guess if he had been dead when nominated, he had to have been when he won too.

Posted by: Rob@L&R at January 24, 2008 05:03 PM
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