January 23, 2008

Batman. . . Or Something

Ryan says: Any bets on Dark Knight being the biggest blockbuster ever to hit the movie screen?

Caroline says: I expected it to be big even before he died.

Caroline says: I wonder if he could be nominated for an Oscar even though he's dead.

Ryan says: Movie execs must be crying into one hand and whacking off with the other.

Caroline says: That's not easy to do.

Ryan says: I thought Oscars could only be won by the living.

Caroline says: No

Ryan says: No, that's the Nobel.

Caroline says: Same diff'.

Caroline says: Gore has both.

Ryan says: Now THERE's a guy who cries into one hand and whacks off with the other.

Caroline says: shudder

Ryan says: They call the maneuver the "Gore Weep-N-Wank."

Posted by Ryan at January 23, 2008 02:55 PM | TrackBack

Peter Finch was both nominated and awarded his Oscar posthumously.

Guess if he had been dead when nominated, he had to have been when he won too.

Posted by: Rob@L&R at January 24, 2008 05:03 PM
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