Ryan says: Okay. I just read the best insult ever.
Ryan says: "Her face looks like a can of smashed assholes."
Caroline says: Imaginary?
Ryan says: Huh?
Caroline says: Smashed Assholes
Caroline says: in a can
Caroline says: impossible
Ryan says: You sayin' "Smashed Assholes" is a brand name?
Caroline says: I think it goes without saying.
Ryan says: I think it would be like Alpo.
Caroline says: Dogs have it rough.
Ryan says: When your dog whines, he's asking for a nice fresh bowl of smashed assholes.
Posted by Ryan at January 14, 2008 12:13 PM | TrackBackIt's totally possible to remove an asshole from someone's body and smash it. I'm not saying I've done it. I'm not saying I'd ever want to do it. I'm just saying it's possible, and we'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Joshua at January 14, 2008 02:45 PMYet another tidbit of information from the wonderfully twisted mind of Joshua.
Am I the only one seeing a Google ad in this comment box for "BrutalChix Ballbusting?"
"Real ballkicking and trampling with beautiful hard European girls."
Sounds like a fun weekend.
Posted by: Ryan at January 14, 2008 02:55 PMMuch to the same imagery, we used to say someone who was ugly looked like a burst asshole. Or we'd say he's about as pretty as a pail of dicks. Nice.
The question is, does the smashing tenderize the asshole or is it still chewy afterwards?
You're welcome for that.
Posted by: Erik at January 18, 2008 11:42 AM
Stumble It!
