October 09, 2007

Math I Understand

Ryan says: BTW: STUDY LINKS hip size and breast cancer risk.

Caroline says: Thanks.

Ryan says: Just a guess, but I'm betting "bigger hips" = "bigger breasts" = increased cancer risk.

Caroline says: I hate math.

Ryan says: That's the "mammatic equation."

Caroline says: E=M C cup

Ryan says: Huh, they're talking about the female CHILDREN of women with big hips having a higher risk of cancer.

Caroline says: Error in the equation!

Ryan says: Well, doesn't that seem like an incredibly niche area of study?

Caroline says: Pelvical

Ryan says: Some doctor with a grudge against fatties decides to apply for a research grant.

Caroline says: Live! On stage 3!

Caroline says: Grudge Against Fatties!

Ryan says: Fatty grudge is impossible to remove from dishes.

Caroline says: How do they even define "big hips"

Ryan says: That's a most excellent question.

Ryan says: They looked at Kate Moss, noticed she doesn't have cancer, and decided anyone with bigger hips than her are a bigger cancer risk.

Caroline says: Well, why stop there? Did they notice the coke around her nose? They should say small-hipped women who are regular drug users don't get cancer.

Ryan says: We could have been doctors.

Caroline says: We really missed the boat.

Ryan says: They teach medicine on a boat?

Caroline says: In the Phillipines.

Posted by Ryan at October 9, 2007 09:25 AM | TrackBack

you guys kill me!

Posted by: donna at October 9, 2007 09:33 AM

seriously. when do we get the streaming video of these conversations? you could make millions.

Posted by: amy.leblanc at October 10, 2007 03:35 PM
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