October 01, 2007

Today's Headline Exercise

Ryan says: INTERESTING HEADLINE: "Man drowns after he jumps or falls from La Crosse bridge"

Caroline says: Ooooh, multiple choice headlines! Interactive!

Ryan says: I would have gone with "Plummets."

Caroline says: Or "Man was on bridge, ended up dead in water."

Caroline says: "You do the math"

Ryan says: "Man drowns after high speed descent from La Cross bridge."

Ryan says: "Respitory inhalation of di-hydrogen oxide following gravitational pull from La Cross bridge results in cessation of vital signs for area male gendered individual."

Posted by Ryan at October 1, 2007 10:16 AM | TrackBack

You forgot: "Serial killer strikes again!"

Posted by: Autumn at October 1, 2007 11:37 AM

The damn liberal media going over the top to give readers a sense of control over events.

Posted by: dailytri at October 1, 2007 11:40 AM

Area Man Achieves Metabolic Stability Following Abortive Drop From Bridge

Posted by: Stephen at October 13, 2007 12:12 PM
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