Ryan says: INTERESTING HEADLINE: "Man drowns after he jumps or falls from La Crosse bridge"
Caroline says: Ooooh, multiple choice headlines! Interactive!
Ryan says: I would have gone with "Plummets."
Caroline says: Or "Man was on bridge, ended up dead in water."
Caroline says: "You do the math"
Ryan says: "Man drowns after high speed descent from La Cross bridge."
Ryan says: "Respitory inhalation of di-hydrogen oxide following gravitational pull from La Cross bridge results in cessation of vital signs for area male gendered individual."
Posted by Ryan at October 1, 2007 10:16 AM | TrackBackYou forgot: "Serial killer strikes again!"
Posted by: Autumn at October 1, 2007 11:37 AMThe damn liberal media going over the top to give readers a sense of control over events.
Posted by: dailytri at October 1, 2007 11:40 AMArea Man Achieves Metabolic Stability Following Abortive Drop From Bridge
Posted by: Stephen at October 13, 2007 12:12 PM