September 25, 2007

Driveway Expansion Update

It turns out, after two hours of me running around between every governMENTAL office throughout the city, you don't actually require a building permit to pour a driveway extension.

Oh, sure, the driveway extension has to adhere to certain regulations (which mine does *taking a bow*), but no license required. Go figure.

Posted by Ryan at September 25, 2007 08:45 AM | TrackBack

Just wait; you'll get a violation citation in the mail.

Posted by: Autumn at September 25, 2007 02:44 PM

Such a negative Nancy, Autumn. You're going to make a grrrrrreat lawyer.

Posted by: Ryan at September 25, 2007 03:20 PM

I wonder if they don't care because its not deep enough to hide a body in.

Posted by: Erik at September 25, 2007 10:08 PM

In my case, I don't think they care because, 6 inches down is almost pure sandstone that has to be hacked away with a fucking ax. Anybody determined enough to hack through that shit has to be insane to dig out a site the size of a driveway for a body burial.

Posted by: Ryan at September 25, 2007 10:23 PM
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