Caroline says: I don't know. This fruit seems bruised.
Ryan says: Bruised Fruit would be a great name for a. . .
Ryan says: Bruising the fruit would actually be a most awesome euphemism for masturbation.
Caroline says: Hmmm. Perhaps. It doesn't do anything for me, though.
Ryan says: No, you're still stuck with "Flicking the bean."
Ryan says: Or, "Playing with the little man in the boat."
Caroline says: Yeah. I got nothin'.
Ryan says: Or, my personal fave: "Rubbin' Hood."
Caroline says: I thought it was something about a guy in a canoe.
Ryan says: Possibly. I'm not completely up-to-date on my female masturbation slang.
Caroline says: Heh. Slangin' the 'tang.
Posted by Ryan at September 20, 2007 08:49 AM | TrackBackRyan, have you ever heard of Pat McCurdy? You _must_ see him perform if you ever get the chance. Among other things, he has a whole song about euphemisms for... that.
2nd to last is the girl's verse. :)
http://www.patmccurdy.com/cgi-bin/lyrics/view.cgi?12#13
Posted by: Stephen at September 28, 2007 12:20 PMAnd when I say "see him perform", I mean "on stage". Er... with a guitar. Errr... singing. Not... y'know... some other kind of... "performing.
*ahem*
Posted by: Stephen at September 28, 2007 12:21 PM
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