September 20, 2007


Caroline says: I don't know. This fruit seems bruised.

Ryan says: Bruised Fruit would be a great name for a. . .

Ryan says: Bruising the fruit would actually be a most awesome euphemism for masturbation.

Caroline says: Hmmm. Perhaps. It doesn't do anything for me, though.

Ryan says: No, you're still stuck with "Flicking the bean."

Ryan says: Or, "Playing with the little man in the boat."

Caroline says: Yeah. I got nothin'.

Ryan says: Or, my personal fave: "Rubbin' Hood."

Caroline says: I thought it was something about a guy in a canoe.

Ryan says: Possibly. I'm not completely up-to-date on my female masturbation slang.

Caroline says: Heh. Slangin' the 'tang.

Posted by Ryan at September 20, 2007 08:49 AM | TrackBack


Check yer email...

Posted by: LearnedFoot at September 21, 2007 07:32 AM

Ryan, have you ever heard of Pat McCurdy? You _must_ see him perform if you ever get the chance. Among other things, he has a whole song about euphemisms for... that.

2nd to last is the girl's verse. :)

Posted by: Stephen at September 28, 2007 12:20 PM

And when I say "see him perform", I mean "on stage". Er... with a guitar. Errr... singing. Not... y'know... some other kind of... "performing.


Posted by: Stephen at September 28, 2007 12:21 PM
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