September 14, 2007

Having a Little Pun

Ryan says: Maybe he's singing "GOOD BUY HORSES."

Ryan says: It may be a song about a discount horse outlet.

Caroline says: That's a different angle.

Caroline says: So are the horses at Good Buy Horses second-hand horses?

Caroline says: Or perhaps they have slight defects, which is why they can be sold for less.

Ryan says: No, no. They're a Good Buy.

Caroline says: Wow. That sounds too good to be true.

Ryan says: Now, if the chain was called Good Buh Bye horses, you may have a valid point.

Caroline says: Good Buh Bye Horses: Our Horses Are "Meh"

Ryan says: See Ya Stables!

Ryan says: Exiting Equestrians!

Caroline says: Hay Hay Horses!

Caroline says: We're Neiiiigh-ver Undersold!

Ryan says: Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice. . .

Ryan says: Supposed to be colt this weekend.

Caroline says: Brrrr ... filly!

Ryan says: You know, I just had a thought.

Caroline says: Get out!

Ryan says: What if it's "Good Bi-Horses?"

Caroline says: Well, that's a horse of a different color!

Ryan says: That'a whole different avenue entirely.

Ryan says: That would almost be. . .

Ryan says: Okay, I'm reaching on this one. . .

Ryan says: Geighhhhh.

Caroline says: Oh no you DI'N'T.

Ryan says: *meekly* I did.

Ryan says: It was bad, wasn't it?

Caroline says: Well, since you mentioned it ... yes.

Ryan says: I feel like such a horse's ass.

Caroline says: It was pretty sad(dle).

Ryan says: I was just trying to stirrup a little humor.

Caroline says: Some good, clean, unbridled humor.

Ryan says: I'll try to rein it in a little.

Caroline says: How very chivalrous of you. (Yes, it was a reach; but "cheval" means horse in French)

Ryan says: You FAIL!

Caroline says: Now, don't put the cart before the horse. I think I'm still in the game.

Ryan says: I'll let you back in, but you're. . . bare(ly)back.

Caroline says: Thanks for spurring me on.

Ryan says: I'm chomping at the bit to come up with something better.

Caroline says: It's tough to do without beating a dead horse, you know?

Ryan says: Think of the poor horse, being beaten even after it's dead. That mustang.

Caroline says: (grroooooooooan)

Ryan says: Why the long face?

Posted by Ryan at September 14, 2007 09:25 AM | TrackBack

Oh. My. God. That's funny stuff!! I laughed until I cried.

Posted by: Joseph at September 14, 2007 11:08 AM

You can't see it, but Caroline and I are taking a tandem bow.

Posted by: Ryan at September 14, 2007 12:46 PM

Neck and neck? Yes. Neck and neck.

Posted by: Caroline at September 14, 2007 12:49 PM

God I love you guys!

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2007 07:07 AM
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