June 28, 2007

Obligatory Paris Post

Ryan says: From an MSNBC.com article: “I’ve been through a lot,” said Hilton, her blond hair cascading across her forehead. “And it was a pretty traumatic experience, something that I really have grown from.”

Caroline says: Uuuuuuugh

Ryan says: Don't you just want to hurl?

Caroline says: She sucks so much.

Ryan says: I would have written it differently.

Ryan says: “I’ve been through a lot,” said Hilton, who paused briefly to itch her noticably inflamed crotch. “And it was a pretty traumatic experience, something that I really have grown from.”

Posted by Ryan at June 28, 2007 01:45 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm going with the under for her to be back in trouble with the law inside a year. She's just too self absorbed to realize that her actions have consequences.

I don't get the media fascination with her, she's about as interesting as soggy toast. But not nearly as smart.

Posted by: Erik at June 28, 2007 10:07 PM

"Caroline says: She sucks so much."

So I've heard.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at June 29, 2007 08:47 AM
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