You know, the day after you eat Olestra-based Pringles, you're especially cautious when it comes to farting. Oh, sure, it FEELS like it's a fart; almost 100 percent positive it's all air pushing for freedom. But there's a lingering doubt, and for good reason.
Posted by Ryan at March 28, 2007 11:48 AM | TrackBackha! my roommates learned that back in college. yuck! just eat a normal potato chip, for crying out loud.
Posted by: amy.leblanc at March 28, 2007 12:09 PMI'm so glad you posted this. It's, like, 7:30 pm here on the west coast and I was afraid a whole day would go by without me wanting to gouge my eyes out of my head to purge the memory of something I'd read on the internet.
Posted by: Joshua at March 28, 2007 08:49 PMWith Olestra chips my meal started
Straight to my colon they darted
There's a surge in my ass
I hope it's just gas
God damn it, I think I just "sharted"
Stumble It!
