March 19, 2007

Throwing Down The Gauntlet

I have a cousin. Several, actually, but this one in particular has issued a challenge. I'm not sure whether he was drunk, or high, or being waterboarded, or all three, when he issued this challenge, but I still feel I should respond. So, here are my Ha-Choos:

A Bored Cousin Did Retaliate

Against His Inferior Literary Zombie

Edward Fellates Goats With Zeal

Posted by Ryan at March 19, 2007 08:33 AM | TrackBack

Hello Ryan,

No, I was of sound mind and body when I issued this challenge. I see that I will most likely win. You obviously had a tough time reading the rules. It is not to take the form of a sentence. Also, you are not allowed to make any sexual references. I know that to an inferior writer such as yourself you have to resort to poop and sex to get humor out on the table, but it is not allowed in a Ha-Choo! Honestly! What were you thinking? I will respond with the winning Ha-Choos this week and I will do a public and very thorough critique of your stuff.


Posted by: Prosper at March 25, 2007 10:58 AM
Post a comment

Remember personal info?

StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!