February 14, 2007

A Shout Out to VD

Today's a very special day. Today, you have yourself what is commonly known as VD.

Now, some of you are asking: "How the hell did I manage to get to the point where I have to acknowledge VD?"

Well, I'll tell you, it can happen to anyone, and more people than you think have arrived at VD and were totally caught off guard, unprepared for the realities of VD. It's understandable. Winter can be a long, boring, drawn out time, with each day resembling the one before it, and the one before that. Then, suddenly, it's the middle of February, you look in the mirror and realize "Oh, shit! It's VD!"

The most important thing to remember, if you find yourself unprepared for VD, is never, EVER, tell your loved ones, and most definitely don't tell your significant other. The last thing your significant other wants to hear is that you've managed to arrive at VD without at least getting something for it.

So, you simply HAVE to get something for VD. If you don't. . . well, let's just say the consequences can be dire. When it comes to VD, thought and action are a must. You have to be stealthy, so no one suspects you're one of those VD fools caught with your pants down.

I know it sounds bad, but I've found, when VD takes me by surprise, the best place to get something for it is usually a drug store. I know, I know; you cringe when you think of going to a drug store to get something for VD, but trust me, they have everything you could possibly need.

So, take heart, dear readers! VD doesn't have to be all bad. You have options for dealing with VD. So, let's get out there and celebrate VD together!


Posted by Ryan at February 14, 2007 09:28 AM | TrackBack
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