Rambling Rhodes

Two things, people who have conversations while pissing are fucking annoying, second, if you've been holding your junk, either for fun or for pissing then wash your goddamned hands.

What I don't get is the guy who flushes the toilet before he craps, during his crap and then again after he's done crapping. Does he think water grows on freakin' trees or something?

Here's my theory on washing after taking a piss. If you're in a hurry, I think it's ok to skip it. Is my weiner really that dirty? Hell, if a chick can put it in her mouth for a few minutes, I think it's ok for me to touch it for a couple of seconds and go about my business.

Here's the thing though, Rick. It's not about MY weiner, which I can attest to be pretty clean. Rather, at least for those urinals that aren't yet "electronic eye" activated, you still have to pull that flusher knob, which is swimming with the wang residue of countless other urinal users. Otherwise, I agree with you.

I work in a law firm.

Lawyers often take files into the stall with them, so that they can work while taking a grumpy. Said files are eventually handed over to secretaries, after spending time with Mr. Poopy Hands, who obviously is going to be handling the files again before he gets a chance to wash his hands. Never mind the organic backscatter all over the floor.

Ish.

I think you are all coprophiliacs.

When I've been in restaurant restrooms and seen this happen, I've been strongly tempted to go to the table where he is sitting and telling the whole party what he just did. I do plan to actually do this in the near future. That'll teach him.

You know who I see doing this the most? Middle aged to 60ish year old men. They don't seem to understand the whole world of germs and genital diseases. To them it's still 1975.

Ryan, the solution for most of those guys who have clean peeners is to simply not flush.

But they still have to grab the door handle to open the door.

There's one guy in my building who doesn't wash and, coincidentally, he's a shuffling slob of a bachelor.

AlgerHyss, I'd rather be a coprophiliac than a coprophage. Although perhaps it should be point out that this was about urinal hygiene and not crapper hygiene.

TAKING A GRUMPY!!!!

OMG I'm so glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.

Look, you may think your wang is clean, but I don't--I guess I'm just a skeptic.

I work in a computer lab, and no one who goes to the bathroom in my building washes his hands (except a few people--I am one of those people). These unhygienic fiends then go into my lab and touch the mice and keyboards. Ug.

"Wang residue" - Great name for a band!