October 06, 2006

Rambling Rhodes ThunderJournal Economy Booming

Investors Who Stuck It Out Through the Tough Times Now Rolling In Cash

Rochester, MN (Rhodes Media Services)--Just under a year ago, the blog economy of Rambling Rhodes was in steep decline, and critics were proclaiming the death of the little upstart blog.

Ryan Rhodes himself, Rambling Rhodes CEO/president/marketing director/promoter/spokesman/chief accountant/ink cartridge replacer/porn surfer/toilet cleaning guy, was in a desperate state, but he was determined to see his blog succeed no matter what hardships he encountered.

Early investors in Rambling Rhodes abandoned the project in droves, refusing to sink one more non-dollar into an obviously losing venture. Those who stayed on thanks to their unwaivering support of Ryan Rhodes, who they believe to be the greatest person in the world, are now blowing raspberries at those who fled, from the comfort and luxury of their brand new Lear jets.

The past few months have seen an astounding change in fortune at Rambling Rhodes, with the number of visitors going from less than 10,000 for the month of June, to nearly 65,000 for the month of September.

"Rambling Rhodes is back, bitches!" said a triumphant Rhodes during a press conference on Thursday. Rhodes, dressed in what can only be called "pimp-like attire," stood at a podium smoking a Cuban cigar and taking pulls off a $1,500 bottle of Cognac.

"To all you pussy-assed non-believers from a year ago, all I can say is. . . SUCK IT!" said Rhodes. "Suck it long and suck it hard!"

Rhodes, when he wasn't drunkenly railing at his critics, explained that the resurgence of his blog was due to a shake up in Rambling Rhodes management, and some inspired marketing dreamt up by Rhodes himself.

"Don't call it a blog, you shitheads!" said Rhodes. "It's a ThunderJournal! I brilliantly repackaged the name of my site so it didn't sound so stupid! It's called market research, cock-knobs! It's SCIENCE!"


Posted by Ryan at October 6, 2006 01:55 PM | TrackBack

Well, its good to know the traffic hasn't gone to your head (or butt as the case may be).

Now I've got a helluva lot of work to catch back up. Damn you and your search-tastic ass, Rhodes!

Posted by: Johnny at October 6, 2006 02:51 PM


Posted by: Rob@L&R at October 6, 2006 08:39 PM

Jeez, nice blog boner you got going there, Rob. Impressive. Most impressive. *Darth Vader off*

Posted by: Ryan at October 6, 2006 08:57 PM

Sounds to me like someone's getting too big for their britches...

Posted by: Thomas at October 23, 2006 09:19 AM
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