July 25, 2006

The incredible Shrinking Man

My driver's license lists me as 6'2". That is not correct. That is two inches too tall. Which is weird, because they measured me when I renewed my license. Then again, I wore some pretty thick-soled shoes back then.

I'm just a hairy hair shy of 6'. Like, so close to 6', there's probably only a millimeter keeping me from the 6' foot mark. With normal shoes on, I'm 6'1".

In case you were wondering.

Posted by Ryan at July 25, 2006 12:42 PM | TrackBack

Donna says: Did you know Rhodes is only 6'1?
Joshua says: Lying bastard.
Donna says: No, I think they just mismeasured him, probably wasn't his fault.
Josh says: Yeah, sure it was their fault, scrotum breath always goes around talking shit.
Donna says: Joshua, you know you should give him the benefit of the doubt, it could be true.
Joshua says: Yeah, just like we know Bush gave Iraq the benefit of the doubt when they were going in to look for WMD's, and monkeys might fly out of my butt, fuck me.
Donna says: Not that again.
Joshua says: Jesus fuck dog.
Donna says: Heh.

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2006 09:46 PM



Posted by: Ryan at July 26, 2006 08:01 AM
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