March 07, 2006

Seattle Barnes & Noble Discussion

ME: *Killing time at Barnes & Noble before a lunch meeting at the Grand Hyatt.*

*a man wearing camo pants, a tattered jacket and bandana, rides the escalator up to the top floor, and he starts looking at me.*

ME: *Trying to look interested in a paperback.*

UNKNOWN DUDE (UD): Hey, have you seen Scott?

ME: Excuse me?

UD: You know. . . Scott. He was right behind me.

ME: *Gesturing to my conference badges around my neck.* I'm not from around here. I don't know any Scott.

UD: Everyone knows Scott.

ME: Uh, not me.

UD: Are you sure?

ME: I'm 100 percent positive.

UD: If you see him, let me know.

ME: Will do.

UD: *Walks out of Barnes & Noble.*

Posted by Ryan at March 7, 2006 04:15 PM | TrackBack

should have messed with his head.

YOU: What was he wearing?

UD: (whatever)

YOU: Yeah! I saw a dude dressed like that get hauled away by a couple a guys in black suits. Looked like they were looking for someone else, too.

Posted by: Rob@L&R at March 7, 2006 06:01 PM

Scott? Scott's dead, man.

Posted by: Clapper at March 8, 2006 08:41 AM

Odd. I see Scott every couple of days, wandering around on Nicollet Mall.

Posted by: Keith at March 8, 2006 09:04 AM

Scott is a jackass. I hate Scott.

(hello from Seattle)

Posted by: john patrick at March 8, 2006 02:22 PM
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