February 17, 2006

My Fifteen Minutes of Pain

In my Jiu-Jitsu class on Monday night, I was paired up to grapple with this guy.

Mere words are insufficient for conveying the sheer amount of whoop-ass dealt to me. . . and he was holding back.

I am a weak, sad little man.

Posted by Ryan at February 17, 2006 04:19 PM | TrackBack
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That dude's stats say he weighs 205? He does not look like he weighs 205.

Jesus. You couldn't pay me enough to spar that fucker.

Posted by: Joshua at February 17, 2006 06:38 PM

I don't think he's 6'3" either. Other sites have him listed at 6'. I'm just shy of 6', and he's about my height.

Posted by: Ryan at February 17, 2006 09:01 PM

Wait, "just shy of 6'"?

I was sure you told me once you were 6'1". I believe it was during the inseam/torso discussion, but I could be wrong and don't feel like Googling it.

Posted by: Joshua at February 18, 2006 04:42 AM

When I'm measured during hospital visits and such, I'm wearing my shoes. My latest measurement was sans shoes, which was just a hair shy of 6'.

Posted by: Ryan at February 18, 2006 11:02 AM

Ryan is 6 feet? Nah, he's posted his picture before. He's about 3'8", with a swollen head and a groove right down the middle of his hairy, eyeless face. Ugliest fella I've ever seen.

Posted by: Jimmo at February 18, 2006 05:43 PM

*snort*

Posted by: Ryan at February 18, 2006 07:50 PM

jimmo, that's the Ryan I know.

Ryan, would you feel better if he'd been the same size as you and still kicked your ass all over the place? That monster should be paying his sparring partners.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at February 22, 2006 02:19 PM
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