January 04, 2006

Feeling Young Again

Yesterday, I think it was MSNBC.com where I read that Jack Abramoff was 36 years old. It was a misprint, but it gnawed at my mind for most of the day. I mean, seriously, there I was, thinking "I'm 30 years old, and I haven't dabbled in nearly enough corruption and fraud. I'm such a failure!"

But, today I learned that Abramoff is, in fact, 46 years old, which gives me about 16 years to get my shit together and really work at corrupting myself and others. I can do it. I know I can.

Posted by Ryan at January 4, 2006 10:05 AM | TrackBack

Hey, I'm 43 ... I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Got some money I you can give me so I can invest it in some shady deals?

Maybe I can bilk your mother out of her lifes savings?

Heck, I'll even settle for a dog I can kick around.

Posted by: david at January 4, 2006 10:42 AM
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