December 23, 2005

He's Making A List, Checking It Twice


He's gonna have you whacked in the middle of the night. . . and probably touch your children in a bad touch sort of wayyyyyyyy.

This Pope/Satan (er, SANTA) picture brought to my attention by Jim.

Caroline says: that's scary

Ryan says: He's not a very photogenic Pope.

Caroline says: There's something wrong with a Pope wearing a Santa hat.

Ryan says: Even in his declining years, the old Pope looked like everybody's favorite grandpa.

Ryan says: The Pope walks into a bar wearing a Santa hat. . .

Ryan says: Bartender says: "Don't fondle my children!"

Caroline says: ba dum bum!

Caroline says: Thank you, folks, i'll be here all week. Try the pork chop sandwiches.

Ryan says: Thanks, I'll be here all day. Try the hot sauce.

Ryan says: Shriek!

Ryan says: Brain wave.

Caroline says: Snarf!

Caroline says: I know.

Ryan says: Holy fuck.

Caroline says: what?

Ryan says: We've just been dialed into each other's brains this week.

Ryan says: Must be the solstice.

Caroline says: I bet that's it. Nothing says shortest day of the year better than reading someone else's mind.

Ryan says: It's in the Bible.

Ryan says: Somewhere towards the back.

Caroline says: After the verse about the Pope wearing a Santa hat.

Ryan says: 8:14 And I looked as they openned the seventh seal, and lo there was a great shaking, as the Pope donned a Santa hat, and the brain waves became as one. And the seas boiled, and the skies fell. And the dead walked upon the earth, but no one noticed, because they just assumed they were looking at the Rolling Stones.

Ryan says: I'm paraphrasing.

Caroline says: Doesn't Kanye West sing about that in one of his songs?

Ryan says: And what's up with Kanye West? Why is he so popular?

Caroline says: He ain't sayin' she's a golddigger

Ryan says: Well, sure, but besides that.

Posted by Ryan at December 23, 2005 11:32 AM | TrackBack

Yeah, I vote his new name is Pope Creepy. He would make a really good aged Freddy Krueger though.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at December 23, 2005 01:43 PM

The two of you are so funny it's a sin, (you better watch out for a visit from Santa Pope), you guys kill me.
PS he is kinda scary huh? What's up with that? Don't they have to be at least a little photogenic? Weird. Just like the church didn't have enough problems, now they have Pope Creepy. Jeeze.

And Santa really is just SATAN with bad spelling.

Posted by: Donna at December 24, 2005 09:24 AM
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