August 26, 2005
Posted by Ryan at August 26, 2005 11:55 AM
Proofread, people! Proofread!
Oh, that Pastor Bates! Always ready to lend a hand.
He helps jack off the horse, and then he pastorbates in the privacy of his own home.
I hope he's been trained by a veterinarian, he could hurt the poor animal. At least he wasn't helping the boy.
Pastorbation is my new favorite word! Better even then Procrasturbation - when you'd like to wank but you're too lazy so you put it off.