August 12, 2005
Picture This
As managing editor, I get the dubious honor of having my mug splashed on the inside of the magazine for the Editor's Letter. The picture below is what awaits the readers of the Sept./Oct. issue of eServer Magazine - Mainframe Edition. I can actually hear the number of magazine subscribers plummeting. It's not a terrible picture of me, I guess, but I still hate having my picture taken.
My eyes! It burrrrrrrrnnnnnss! Ahhhh, my eyes. What have you done to me, Rhodes?
Not a bad pic, Ryan. I like the Batman bad-guy tilt angle too!
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 12, 2005 06:41 PM*i'd* do ya. oh wait...i have. ;-)
Posted by: joseph at August 12, 2005 10:54 PMAgain, Joseph. Shush. Jeez. . . man.
Posted by: Ryan at August 12, 2005 11:44 PMFor some reason I'm always surprised how hairy you are.
Posted by: Joshua at August 13, 2005 05:11 AMThat one picture of my ass has been floating around now for HOW LONG, Joshua? And you're STILL surprised at how hairy I am?
I'm the fucking missing link, man.
Posted by: Ryan at August 13, 2005 11:18 AMsorry pookie.
Posted by: joseph at August 13, 2005 01:02 PMhave you ever considered killing two birds w/one stone by getting a hair transplant? the doc could remove hair from your buttocks and graft it onto your scalp. nobody'll ever know it's ass hair on your head.
Gives a whole new meaning to "asshat" doesn't it?
Posted by: CanuckFlash at August 13, 2005 05:02 PMIs it just me or does that picture have "Gay personal trainer" written all over it?
Posted by: David Grenier at August 14, 2005 12:57 PMWoof!
Someone, please, email me the picture of Ryan's ass. Gotta check it out.
Posted by: Keith at August 15, 2005 12:09 PMDavid, ouch, I'm never showing you my picture!
Keith, here, here's a link to the post itself, with the comments because that's where the gold is!
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 15, 2005 12:30 PMI was going to make a on-no-it's-his-ass-again-oh-wait-that's-his-face-ha-ha joke, but quickly decided that would be stupid.
Posted by: Strider at August 15, 2005 10:28 PMYou know, there's a follow-up joke about squat-thrusts in there somewhere, but I just can't quite formulate it.
So.... uhhhh... squat-thrusts.
Posted by: David Grenier at August 16, 2005 09:13 AMDavid, drop and give me twenty. You know, so I can look at your ass.
Posted by: Ryan at August 16, 2005 09:41 AMOkay, now the naked pyramid post makes a lot more sense.
Posted by: Keith at August 16, 2005 01:24 PMNow that's a side of Ryan that we rarely get to see. It's always nice to have a face to match the ass.
Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at August 16, 2005 02:24 PMPgh Dave - That was a nice delayed reaction joke there.
Posted by: David Grener at August 17, 2005 08:25 PM
Stumble It!
