August 12, 2005

Picture This

As managing editor, I get the dubious honor of having my mug splashed on the inside of the magazine for the Editor's Letter. The picture below is what awaits the readers of the Sept./Oct. issue of eServer Magazine - Mainframe Edition. I can actually hear the number of magazine subscribers plummeting. It's not a terrible picture of me, I guess, but I still hate having my picture taken.


Posted by Ryan at August 12, 2005 01:25 PM | TrackBack

My eyes! It burrrrrrrrnnnnnss! Ahhhh, my eyes. What have you done to me, Rhodes?

Not a bad pic, Ryan. I like the Batman bad-guy tilt angle too!

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 12, 2005 06:41 PM

*i'd* do ya. oh wait...i have. ;-)

Posted by: joseph at August 12, 2005 10:54 PM

Again, Joseph. Shush. Jeez. . . man.

Posted by: Ryan at August 12, 2005 11:44 PM

For some reason I'm always surprised how hairy you are.

Posted by: Joshua at August 13, 2005 05:11 AM

That one picture of my ass has been floating around now for HOW LONG, Joshua? And you're STILL surprised at how hairy I am?

I'm the fucking missing link, man.

Posted by: Ryan at August 13, 2005 11:18 AM

sorry pookie.

Posted by: joseph at August 13, 2005 01:02 PM

have you ever considered killing two birds w/one stone by getting a hair transplant? the doc could remove hair from your buttocks and graft it onto your scalp. nobody'll ever know it's ass hair on your head.

Posted by: michael saltpierre at August 13, 2005 02:28 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "asshat" doesn't it?

Posted by: CanuckFlash at August 13, 2005 05:02 PM

Is it just me or does that picture have "Gay personal trainer" written all over it?

Posted by: David Grenier at August 14, 2005 12:57 PM


Someone, please, email me the picture of Ryan's ass. Gotta check it out.

Posted by: Keith at August 15, 2005 12:09 PM

David, ouch, I'm never showing you my picture!

Keith, here, here's a link to the post itself, with the comments because that's where the gold is!

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at August 15, 2005 12:30 PM

I was going to make a on-no-it's-his-ass-again-oh-wait-that's-his-face-ha-ha joke, but quickly decided that would be stupid.

Posted by: Strider at August 15, 2005 10:28 PM

You know, there's a follow-up joke about squat-thrusts in there somewhere, but I just can't quite formulate it.

So.... uhhhh... squat-thrusts.

Posted by: David Grenier at August 16, 2005 09:13 AM

David, drop and give me twenty. You know, so I can look at your ass.

Posted by: Ryan at August 16, 2005 09:41 AM

Okay, now the naked pyramid post makes a lot more sense.

Posted by: Keith at August 16, 2005 01:24 PM

Now that's a side of Ryan that we rarely get to see. It's always nice to have a face to match the ass.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. at August 16, 2005 02:24 PM

Pgh Dave - That was a nice delayed reaction joke there.

Posted by: David Grener at August 17, 2005 08:25 PM
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