July 21, 2005

Missing Nick

Ryan says: And, where the hell is Nick Coleman lately?

Caroline says: Is he MIA?

Ryan says: Hasn't had a "column" in over a week.

Caroline says: maybe he's on vacation from "work"

Ryan says: Giving his "brain" a rest.

Caroline says: Or maybe he's out "learning more stuff."

Ryan says: So as to better augment his "talent."

Caroline says: To work "hard" for the money.

UPDATE: Via Mitch Berg, I learned that Nick is on vacation following the birth of his child. So, not to worry Nick Coleman fans. Nick's alive and well. And breeding.

Posted by Ryan at July 21, 2005 01:21 PM | TrackBack

And breeding? Good God no. Just what this world needs more.

Posted by: Rick at July 22, 2005 09:26 AM

Steady, Rick. We'll get through this. Please, God, help us get through this.

Posted by: Ryan at July 22, 2005 09:36 AM

But he's like a HUNDRED. On the other hand, he's proof that Cialis works.

Just imagine Coleman's face hovering over yours, in that crucial moment of sweaty, gasping release.

Posted by: Keith at July 22, 2005 12:16 PM

Keith, you have no idea how close you just came to being banned. *shudder*

Then again, you could also try to imagine Coleman hovering over you with that creepy Viagra guy smile.

Great, now I have to ban myself.

Posted by: Ryan at July 22, 2005 12:24 PM
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