May 20, 2005


Yes, today is the first-ever Rambling Rhodes Camel Toe Contest! Shown below are two camel toes, chosen completely at random from an e-mail I received from my sister-in-law, which consisted of the two pictures shown below. You can vote for your favorite camel toe in the comment section. Let the voting begin. . . NOW!



Posted by Ryan at May 20, 2005 11:56 AM

that first one is totally fake. no bathing suit made out of that material would ride up like that, and what's with the bottom third of the photo being all funked up?

the second one ... i'm not sure if that's even a camel toe, since it goes way too far north. that's a whole other...thing.

i'm going to have to not vote for either, as this election seems to be rigged.

Posted by: leblanc at May 20, 2005 12:09 PM

At some point, the cameltoe turns into the backwards ass, see image #2 for what I mean.

And Ryan, you should be spending most of your work day at Thong Battle. And reminds me I've got an email pic to post as well!

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 20, 2005 12:41 PM

I don't know, Leblanc. Isn't Canada the worlds #1 exporter of camel toes? I can't speak for the authenticity of the images. I simply received the pictures in a forwarded e-mail, and it made me laugh.

Posted by: Ryan at May 20, 2005 01:22 PM

I gotta agree with Johnny on this one. I that really a camel toe or are we looking at an indented love trail?

Posted by: Lily at May 20, 2005 05:49 PM

what the hell is a camel toe?...says the the cute gay boy. (kidding, and EWWW. i'd rather see more ryan ass. heh!) they both have a funny looking right hand. is that it? where are the boobs on #2? that's all *i'm* sayin'

Posted by: joseph at May 20, 2005 07:38 PM

There's no reason to think the 1st picture is fake; a pronounced cleavage can also be observed in other images of the same woman.* Her surface relief features are emphasized by the strong side-lighting, which skims the surface of the fabric and forms pockets of contrast that would not be so visible under head-on illumination. Hat tip to the lighting director for his mischievous skillz.

The "frontal buttocks" in the 2nd picture is just an abdominal crease, not really a camel toe in the traditional sense.

Posted by: Etienne at May 21, 2005 01:45 PM

Ugggh, I can't vote for something that has a comparison between a chicks anatomy and the leg, or rather, the foot of an animal that's found in a desert or zoo.

But for the rest of you that will, have fun!

Posted by: Desult at May 21, 2005 04:24 PM

that first one is totally fake.

Yup, gut feeling the same on that one--and I thought that before I knew it was Canadian.

Even the second one, though, looks 'shopped. Shouldn't ride up THAT high. C'mon, that line ends only centimeters away from the umbilicus. On a woman that size, you should be able to measure that distance in larger units. It's not like the surface area is lacking.

Posted by: ilyka at May 22, 2005 03:29 AM

Wrote a song about it.
Wanna hear it?
Here it go...

Camel Toe

Posted by: Rob@L&R at May 23, 2005 07:23 AM

Thanks Rob, I was just humming that to myself as I saw this post again.

"Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe, cameltoe, cameltoe!"

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 23, 2005 07:01 PM

Completely different song, Johnny.

The one I linked is one I wrote & my band recorded.

Just a little shameless self-promotion on Ryan's dime.

Well, not really Ryan's dime: I'll get charged for the bandwidth.

Posted by: Rob@L&R at May 24, 2005 02:47 PM

So there are no votes at all? That means I can be the sole master decider? Woo hoo!

#1 wins!

#2 was disqualified on a technicality - that's actually a moose toe.

Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2005 10:26 AM

"Moose Toe."


Posted by: Ryan at May 31, 2005 11:08 AM
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