Rambling Rhodes

that first one is totally fake. no bathing suit made out of that material would ride up like that, and what's with the bottom third of the photo being all funked up?

the second one ... i'm not sure if that's even a camel toe, since it goes way too far north. that's a whole other...thing.

i'm going to have to not vote for either, as this election seems to be rigged.

At some point, the cameltoe turns into the backwards ass, see image #2 for what I mean.

And Ryan, you should be spending most of your work day at Thong Battle. And reminds me I've got an email pic to post as well!

I don't know, Leblanc. Isn't Canada the worlds #1 exporter of camel toes? I can't speak for the authenticity of the images. I simply received the pictures in a forwarded e-mail, and it made me laugh.

I gotta agree with Johnny on this one. I mean...is that really a camel toe or are we looking at an indented love trail?

what the hell is a camel toe?...says the the cute gay boy. (kidding, and EWWW. i'd rather see more ryan ass. heh!) they both have a funny looking right hand. is that it? where are the boobs on #2? that's all *i'm* sayin'

There's no reason to think the 1st picture is fake; a pronounced cleavage can also be observed in other images of the same woman.* Her surface relief features are emphasized by the strong side-lighting, which skims the surface of the fabric and forms pockets of contrast that would not be so visible under head-on illumination. Hat tip to the lighting director for his mischievous skillz.

The "frontal buttocks" in the 2nd picture is just an abdominal crease, not really a camel toe in the traditional sense.

Ugggh, I can't vote for something that has a comparison between a chicks anatomy and the leg, or rather, the foot of an animal that's found in a desert or zoo.

But for the rest of you that will, have fun!

that first one is totally fake.

Yup, gut feeling the same on that one--and I thought that before I knew it was Canadian.

Even the second one, though, looks 'shopped. Shouldn't ride up THAT high. C'mon, that line ends only centimeters away from the umbilicus. On a woman that size, you should be able to measure that distance in larger units. It's not like the surface area is lacking.

Wrote a song about it.
Wanna hear it?
Here it go...

Camel Toe

Thanks Rob, I was just humming that to myself as I saw this post again.

"Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe, cameltoe, cameltoe!"

Completely different song, Johnny.

The one I linked is one I wrote & my band recorded.

Just a little shameless self-promotion on Ryan's dime.

Well, not really Ryan's dime: I'll get charged for the bandwidth.

So there are no votes at all? That means I can be the sole master decider? Woo hoo!

#1 wins!

#2 was disqualified on a technicality - that's actually a moose toe.

"Moose Toe."

*snort*