Rambling Rhodes

I'd support this protest except there is a possibility that there could, maybe, be the possibility of violence.

Is it just me, or does that chick look like she's wearing a cheap-ass wig?

Don't worry, Joshua, you don't look like you're wearing a cheap-ass wig.

Don't worry, Joshua, you don't look like you're wearing a cheap-ass wig.

Okay, I give; what the hell are you talking about?

He was talking about the ambiguity of your sentence.

I gathered that was what he was going for, but it's not clear to me how my sentence is ambiguous.

*sigh*

Is it just me, or does that chick look like she's wearing a cheap-ass wig?

The implication being that you, like that chick, look like you're wearing a cheap-ass wig, i.e. Is it just me that looks like I'm wearing a cheap-ass wig?

It's an old joke and, apparently, not a very funny one. Carry on.

C'mon Ryan, you should know by now that Joshua doesn't have a sense of humour.

But yes, it does look like she's wearing a cheap-ass wig. I'm not surprised, and I expect her big chunky sunglasses and false nose probably fell off moments before the photo was taken. Who in their right mind would own up to such saggy baps?

In fact, as I understand, her slogan is "Get your colonial shame off my breasts". So if the poor Prince went up to her and somehow removed "colonial shame" from her aforementioned appendages, possibly via the application of alcohol (which to be honest gets most things off, particularly clothing) what would he then write instead? "Senseless slogan" would be a viable alternative. "Permanent Marker" would be ironic.

I can see her point though - the whole British Monarchy has been getting on our tits for years now. It's about time us Antipodeans took a leaf out of you Yank's book and did away with them all.

I think its really kind of quaint and funny how the English still exist in a monarchy. Just like I think its kind of quaint and funny (and sad) that so many people are so into the moment to moment deterioration of the Pope.

And it does look like a bad wig. But I give her extra points for the decoration above the letters.

Truthfully, does anyone outside of the British really give a damn that Charles is remarrying? I know I don't. Charles is the royal that makes all the rest of them look tough, he looks like a stiff breeze might take him out.

It's either the Hayley Mills circa "That Darn Cat" wig or the Lulu "To Sir, with Love" model.

As a Yank, it's hard to tell the difference.